Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Annie

Let's face it. There is a lot of good, a lot of bad and a whole lot of ugly in this world. We are constantly bombarded with negative news headlines. It is so easy to get sucked up in the negativity of the world; it is so easy to get sad and worried every time we flip through the newspaper or turn on the TV. To put myself in a happier and lighter state of mind, I make it a point to shift my focus away from the bad and the ugly when I blog.

Now, contradicting what I just said, I'm going to tell you about a very ugly incident I witnessed recently at Walmart. 

I was at the cash register of my local Walmart and a few registers away was an old man likely in his late 70s or early 80s. The man was speaking English and the young cashier was replying to him in French. The man apologized to her and asked for her to speak English because he did not speak French. Adamantly, the girl (her name was Annie) continued to answer him in French. One more time, the man told her that he did not understand. This is when Annie started to raise her voice loud enough to make many heads turn in a noisy Walmart. 

She raised her voice at the older man who could have easily been three times her age and started lecturing him on how he should learn to speak French because he is in Quebec. She was telling him to move anywhere else in Canada if he wanted to speak in English. I was shocked. After her unimpressive speech, she walked away from the cash without having finished the transaction with the old man. She stood a few meters away and faced the customer service section of the store. The man asked her twice where she was going; she replied in an impatient and annoyed tone "I have a problem with my cash." 

Luckily, the man was taking everything lightly. He was laughing at this strange situation (this strange situation that, unfortunately, is not considered so strange anymore).

Listen, Annie, (and to all you other "Annies" out there) before you start lecturing people on what language they "should" speak, maybe someone should have educated you and lectured you on how to be polite and how to treat people with respect. With what right do you raise your voice to a complete stranger, to a customer? 

This small incident at Walmart does not even compare with the many other ridiculous incidents we've all heard about (hospital staff telling patients to speak French, the infamous Pastagate, etc.)

The hate that has been instilled in you "Annies" is quite sad and shameful. I understand that you would like to preserve Quebec's language from the "evil anglophones" but every single time I hear someone say "You have to speak French in Quebec!", I feel pity. I pity you "Annies" for living in your narrow-minded worlds, and for going out to (language) war armed with an old-fashioned mindset and broken French (for some of you).

Every few weeks, a new story about these language wars emerges and, frankly, "Annies", it's getting pretty ridiculous. 

Click here to read about the gem of the week.


Five word sentence - two mistakes
Gem of the week @ Valentine Deux-Montagnes

Enough about language wars though. There is some good in Quebec: Poutine!
An indulgence of fries and cheese curds topped with heavenly gravy.
Here's my take on the best gravy for your poutine.

Poutine Gravy

Ingredients
- 3 tbsp butter
- 3 tbsp flour
- 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 5 cups beef (or veal) stock, heated
- 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
- 1 tbsp ketchup
- 1/2 tsp apple cider vinegar
- Pepper

Directions
1. In a saucepan, on Medium-High heat, belt the butter. Add the flour and stir for about 3-4 minutes until the mixture turns golden brown. 
2. Add the chopped garlic and cook for 20-30 seconds.
3. Add the heated stock a little bit at a time while whisking (you don't want lumpy gravy!)
4. Once all the stock is added, add the Worcestershire sauce, ketchup and apple cider vinegar.
5. Cook for about 5 minutes until the gravy has thickened and season with pepper.

Top your crispy fries and cheese curds with this luscious gravy and indulge!

Friday, January 09, 2015

New Day's Resolutions

Hello lovely readers.

Once again, I have un-muted myself from one of my long silences to wish you all a very Happy and Healthy 2015.

Every year, I set a New Year's resolution for myself. Usually it has something to do with being a better person, reading more, drinking more water and exercising and getting fit because, despite "best" efforts, the pant-and-dress-shrinking-fairy never misses a visit around the end of the year... and this year was no exception.

However, this year, I have decided to not make a New Year's resolution. Similar to most of you, I used to think that there was something very magical when the clock strikes midnight on December 31st. A renewed sense of life rushes through you when the ball drops and you feel you have a clean slate, new opportunities and new chances of becoming a better version of yourself. You think that you will be able to press "reset" on your life and that this year will be your year! This year will be different! NEW YEAR, FRESH START!


I hate to break it to you, but there is no magic "reset" button on New Year (and there is no Santa Clause either)! New Year's is not a life-changing event.

You see, when the clock strikes midnight, your life does not reset and you do not get a fresh start, nor a fresh batch of chances and opportunities. When the clock strikes midnight, the only thing you are rolling in with the new year is a new daily planner. 

Let's face it, we are a little more than a week within the year and some of you have already likely broken your resolutions. A New Year's resolution is more like a "to do" list for the first week or two of January. 



This year, I don't have a New Year's resolution... I have a New Day's resolution. I have decided that I don't need a new year to push me to improve myself. A new year is really just a new day so consider every day as a an opportunity to hit that mythical and magical "reset" button.



Every year, for the festive season, I make a traditional Armenian dish called "Sou Boereg". It is savory pie with layers of buttered sheets of homemade noodles and heavenly melted cheese topped with more buttery noodles. It's a time consuming process but well worth every second! 

Sou Boereg 
Dough
- 6 eggs
- 1 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/4 cup water
- 5 cups flour
- 1 tsp cognac (or arak)
- 1 cup 5 tbs (300g) melted butter (to slather between the layers)

1- Beat eggs, salt, water and cognac (or arak) by hand or with an electric mixer. Add the flour half a cup at a time. 

2- Divide the dough into 6 balls. Place these balls on a lightly floured surface and cover with a tea towel. Let rest for 1-2 hours.

Filling
- 1/2 cup chopped parsley
- 550g braided cheese
- 550g akkawi cheese
- 1 egg
- 1/2 tsp white pepper

Finely chop the cheeses and place in a bowl with cold water. Change the water every 30 minutes for a total of 2 hours. Drain cheese and wrap in a towel to dry completely.
When dry, put the parsley, cheese egg and pepper in a bowl and mix until well combined.

Preparation

1- Roll out each ball into a very thin dough sheet of 35cm diameter in size and then place the sheets over each other and cover them.

2- While preparing the dough sheets, fill a big pot with 20 cups of water and 3 tsp of salt. Turn on the heat and let it boil.
Place each dough sheet in the boiling water for 30 seconds then remove it and immerse in cold water immediately. Place it on a towel to let it dry or squeeze the water out.

3- To prepare the pastry, coat a 40cm circular or rectangular pan with melted butter and put the first dough sheet in it. Coat it with melted butter then place the second sheet on top and coat it with butter. Repeat the procedure until the 3rd dough sheet. After placing the 3rd dough, spread the cheese filling on top and repeat the process of layering the dough sheets and melted butter until the dough sheets are finished. Coat the top layer with melted butter as well. Cut the “Sou Boereg” into squares and bake at 350F until top is golden.


Sou Boereg in all its glory!